Attend a Habs game in Leafs attire
How to pull it off: There’s nothing Montreal takes more seriously than their hockey team, the Habs. While there aren’t technically any laws against wearing Maple Leafs (or any other team’s) attire to the Bell Centre for a game, it may as well be the most illegal act in Montreal. The cops won’t enforce this rule, but the people most certainly will. This is probably the most dangerous thing you can do on this entire list.
Laws you’re breaking: None, but get ready to be punished regardless.
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Tyler Lemco is a writer from Montreal, Canada. He enjoys burgers, sports, cheeseburgers, music, and bacon cheeseburgers. Follow him on Twitter or all other social medias @tlemco.