Weird, right? What’s the point of these darn things when millennials everywhere are tapping away on laptops? Well, there are plenty of situations where a good pen is necessary: writing rent checks, writing thank you letters, playing hangman, and—of course—graffiti of dicks on public bathroom walls.
You never know when the untimely death of your car is going to strike—let alone if anyone will be around to help you. Best case scenario: another car is in the same parking lot to jump your dead battery back to life. Worst case scenario? Another car is around, neither of you has jumper cables, and the person inside the car hunts men for sport. It happens!