Frattiness rank: 20
Actual rank: 9
Let's get real Old Testament with it and brand his flesh with a hot iron in the shape of our letters. What's that, Jake? You'd rather not have your ass skin seared in the fires of our brotherhood? FUCK YOU, JAKE. OUR BOND IS SACRED.
Frattiness rank: 19
Actual rank: 25
"Please sir, can I have some more" is close enough to "Thank you sir, may I have another," which is close enough to a realistic portrayal of the pledging process at some schools, so I guess we gotta let him in.
Frattiness rank: 18
Actual rank: 7
There was an Ethan in my frat. He was pretty cool. Didn't hang out much, but he owned like four pairs of Chacos, and that's gotta count for something, right?
Frattiness rank: 17
Actual rank: 21
Being Irish is like being in a frat anyway, so let's just assume any child named Connor is already in one.
Frattiness rank: 16
Actual rank: 16
Benji? MORE LIKE BJ, AMIRITE?! Like... blowjo— guys, you get it, right? Guys?