Srattiness rank: 4
Actual rank: 8
Sounds like she’s dating a senior in SAE. Could be good for recruitment!
Srattiness rank: 3
Actual rank: 12
Last weekend I was in Montauk day drinking at a bar and I watched this babe hand her Malibu bucket to her boyfriend, hike up her maxi, and squat and piss off the second story deck. I don’t know for sure if her name was Chloe, but it could’ve been!
Srattiness rank: 2
Actual rank: 25
Hailee, Haley, Halley, Hayley, Haylie, Hayleigh, Haleigh, Hailey, Hallie -- they’re all welcome. Let’s not be exclusionary, you guys.