Srattiness rank: 11
Actual rank: 17
Once hooked up with her cousin, which ordinarily is cause for a bid refusal but her mom was a sister so we have no choice here but to let her join.
Srattiness rank: 10
Actual rank: 23
Kind of rhymes with “rally,” which is an activity sorority girls engage in with some regularity.
Srattiness rank: 9
Actual rank: 10
I’ve never met a Madelyn of this spelling, but I can only imagine that in 18-19 years some will or won’t be in sororities.
Srattiness rank: 8
Actual rank: 3
An Olivia I know once drank eleven [REDACTED BEER] one [REDACTED MEXICAN THEMED HOLIDAY] and then vomited all over her shoes while waiting in line for the [REDACTED SEMI-PRIVATE ROOM IN MOST HOMES]. Very srat.
Srattiness rank: 7
Actual rank: 2
Emma's really excited to live in the house so when her delivery order comes with multiple forks and knives because the restaurant thinks she's ordering for five people and not just one she'll be able to play the whole thing off better lolololololol. Sigh.
Srattiness rank: 6
Actual rank: 11
I imagine she gets pretty fucked up, but like, in a fun way. Nothing like Olivia -- Olivia can’t drink for shit.
Srattiness rank: 5
Actual rank: 13
Honestly, she’s like, such an effing bitch but has really good clothes. It’s kind of annoying.
Srattiness rank: 4
Actual rank: 8
Sounds like she’s dating a senior in SAE. Could be good for recruitment!
Srattiness rank: 3
Actual rank: 12
Last weekend I was in Montauk day drinking at a bar and I watched this babe hand her Malibu bucket to her boyfriend, hike up her maxi, and squat and piss off the second story deck. I don’t know for sure if her name was Chloe, but it could’ve been!
Srattiness rank: 2
Actual rank: 25
Hailee, Haley, Halley, Hayley, Haylie, Hayleigh, Haleigh, Hailey, Hallie -- they’re all welcome. Let’s not be exclusionary, you guys.
Srattiness rank: 1
Actual rank: 9
Emily R. likes bubble baths, puppies, the CW’s Reign, Lilly Pulitzer, glitter blowing, leaning in, and blacking out almost as much as Emily K! Sisters for life.
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