If you didn't hate this guy before, now it's certain.
Let's lay out some stats: Sailing Yacht A is 460ft long with masts close to 300ft tall, it can hit up 24mph on the open seas, and its decked out (literally) in bulletproof glass, teak-finish decks, and more tech than than an Amazon.com warehouse. In fact, the sails can be raised with the simple touch of a (probably platinum-plated) button.
And with a $400 million price tag, it could also fund the college education of approximately 43,769 children. But who cares about kids when you have a built-in helipad on one of your eight docks and an underwater observation room, right?