Don’t start posting a bunch of "hilarious" quotes from the kid
Oh kids! They say the darndest things! Oh wait, dammit. That’s kinda gross now, isn’t it. Aaaaaaanyway, your might think your kid is hilarious. And that’s totally fine. But that doesn’t mean it’s funny to everybody. So if your kid one day says “My favorite person is Cookie Monster because firetruck turkey moopmoop,” maybe save that for the baby book and not the annuls of the internet.
Maybe post about something else once in a while?
We’re all very happy about the fact that the baby’s poop is now solid, or that she finally started eating rice cereal. Or that she killed her first deer with her brand new teeth. But hey, how are you? Are you still an individual, or just a walking Diaper Genie? Tell us how you are. We’ve been worried ever since you turned back into a baby, according to your profile picture.
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Andy Kryza is a senior editor at Thrillist who avoids posting pictures of his infant daughter because he wants other parents to still think their babies are cute. Follow him to once-monthly photo dumps @apkryza.