If all criminals were this dumb, the world would be a much safer/more entertaining place. The dude's cheek tattoo might say "Loyalty's Thin," but apparently the case against him is pretty thick -- the police had no difficulty connecting the dots thanks to myriad witness statements, Mogan's criminal history, and of course, his glorious photos.
Instead of riding off into the sunset as veritable thousandaires, this modern day Bonnie and Clyde face a minimum of four years in prison. No word on whether or not they'll be updating their social media from behind bars, though.
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