Yale led the class in the Sex Drive department, with 57% claiming higher-than-average sex drives (and 44% masturbating at least once per day), while Brown trailed closely behind in second, and Duke went home with third place. Please, hold your Duke jokes until the end.
Yale's Bulldogs took first place in the Attractiveness category too, with the girls of Vanderbilt snagging second, forcing Brown out into a third-place tie with Duke. Although, since Vandy didn't even crack the top 10 in Sex Drive, it's kind of a fruitless victory.
As a kind of consolation prize, Brown earned top marks in Partying, with 58.6% of students claiming to smoke pot and 91.1% claiming to drink. UC Berkeley took home the second place prize in Partying, and Washington University in St. Louis rounded out the top three.
And what about Writing, the one category most relevant to college (at least in theory)? Well, Princeton's profiles were the most well-written of all, at an average 8.4 grade level. If you want more info than that, you'll have to check out OkCupid's list. Sorry.