60. University of Missouri
Pleasantly forgettable, the college version of nitrous at the dentist.
59. Rutgers University
Essentially a college based on a Bruce Springsteen song, but, like, one of the sad, long ones.
58. University of Nebraska--Lincoln
“Enough with the jokes about corn and electing football coaches to congress,” no one from Nebraska ever really shouts.
57. Auburn University
There’s no better way to remind the country that you’re the cow college of your state than by crying over dead trees.
56. University of Nevada, Reno
For parents who definitely still want their children to become blackjack dealers, but don’t think they can handle the bright lights of UNLV.
55. New Mexico State University
6,000-acre campus with the Organ Mountains as a backdrop bordered by a highway, pretty decent science programs, lots of students who look like Jesse Pinkman and that scary dude named Todd. It all feels weirdly familiar...
54. University of Tennessee
You can not make your school colors that blindingly burnt orange and expect to move any higher on this list.
53. University of Wyoming
The highest elevation of any Division I football school. Also the highest frequency of people asking “wait, are you SURE Wyoming is DI?”.