Mom might insist that her hairdresser’s cousin’s roommate’s daughter is perfect for you. If it’s meant to be, you’ll find each other on Tinder like normal people in this increasingly more personal and not-at-all dystopian dating scene.
“Your wedding is costing me HOW much??”
Hey, just be happy we both swiped right!
You’re doing everything wrong
Be it your wedding, your apartment, your relationship, your job... you’re just doing it wrong. But don’t worry, because your parents will be there with more sage advice on how you should do it so that you can end up exactly like them, even if they are miserable.
That awkward moment when your parents realize the only holy thing you’ve stepped into in the past years is your ratty jeans that you’d replace if they hadn’t cut you off financially 10 years ago.
This is especially common with parents who are divorced, who now look upon you as their bestie/confidant. Since you’re in your 30s, you’re probably tooootally cool hearing about how sexy Mom finds her new boyfriend’s love handles, or that Dad got a BJ from your old high school physics teacher. Right?!