Ben Affleck gives J-Lo a metaphor
Recent events probably have you thinking that Superman vs. Batman was the most bombastic creative failure that Ben Affleck's been associated with, but back in 2003, he apparently bought then-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez a gem-encrusted toilet seat. What's worse then buying your girlfriend a $105,000 toilet? Designing it yourself, which Ben allegedly did. “Honey, I was gonna craft a beautiful necklace for you to wear around town, but then I wondered, how can I spend lots of money while in conjunction with bodily waste?”
In Bennifer’s defense, Ms. Lopez’s rear was quite famously admired in the press at the time. Although her talents as an actress, dancer, and singer should be her legacy, let’s hope he wasn’t commenting on those with his choice of presents.