Possibly the most damning evidence: the girl's hair is clearly above water, dry, and definitely, definitely, definitely not wet. The "bubbles" around her head are simply splashes from her jump, caught in mid air by the camera.
Sorry, there's no controversy here. If you need some more entertainment, check out this song. Very relevant.
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. And also the rich. Follow him @wilfulton
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