The strained smile
That is not a smile. That is a grimace. You look like a Civil War infantryman biting down on a bullet as he gets his leg cut off. Don’t do that.
Openly weeping with disappointment
“I thought it would be an engagement ring but they’re tickets to The Blue Man Group!”
The fading smile
You were cheesing while ripping open the package… but the smile slipped off your face faster than sprinkles on ice cream. So what if your mom got you exercise clothes? Those are expensive! (And the more you work out, the more ice cream you’ll be able to consume guilt-free.)
The look of apathetic nothingness
React, dammit! They’re out there making robots that emote more than this.
Eyebrows shooting up all the way into your hairline with bulging eyes