15. You make every light on that stretch of road with way too many lights (looking at you, Hillcrest between Mockingbird and Lovers in Dallas). Forget putting a man on Mars, this is the ultimate affirmation that anything is possible.
16. You hit the karma jackpot by slowing down to let an old lady cross the street even though she technically should not be crossing the street at this juncture.
17. You pull up behind a vanity license plate that actually reads “VNTY PL8." If people who aren't even famous are that witty, America must be in pretty good shape.
18. You recite, perfectly, the opening monologue from Drive. Now you have even more in common with Ryan Gosling.