Yes, that's right: according to the police report, the dude allegedly got really, really stoned, ate a ton of junk food, freaked out, and called the cops. Alright, so the report doesn't actually say he "freaked out," but how else would you describe this absurd behavior? Unless this is some elaborate hoax, it's almost as good as the time that cop "overdosed" on pot brownies with his wife and dialed 911. Almost.
In addition to the pile of delicious munchie treats, the cops also searched the guy's car (he gave them the keys, so maybe he didn't fully come to his senses) and found a glass pipe with pot residue, rolling papers, two roaches, and a glass jar with weed inside.