Los Angeles, CA
Cost: $25,000 initiation fee; $12,000 annual dues
Amenities: Behind-the-scenes Disneyland access, exclusive entry to private (boozy) restaurant
How to join: The club is notoriously secretive, but details are on this unofficial site.
Deep inside Disneyland there hides a secret greater than Walt's frozen head, which is only unlocked with a yearly dues payment that's higher than most mortgages. Club 33 is a super-exclusive club that grants extraordinary access to the Magic Kingdom, from a private booze-serving restaurant in the New Orleans Square section of the park (address: 33 Royal St) to behind-the-scenes tours of the most popular attractions. The waiting list is apparently longer than the average age of a park-goer: 12 years. If you'd like to learn more about the club, a longtime member let the mouse out of the cage on Reddit.
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer at Thrillist. He one day hopes to become a member of an organization as frighteningly named as the Rattlesnake Island Club. Follow him to lengthy membership applications at @Dannosphere.