The point is, GQ, I don't want to hang out with the type of guy who can throw down almost $3000 on a piece of clothing. Those are kinds of guys who drive asshole cars, own asshole sunglasses, and have destination weddings in New Zealand and then make you feel like a slice of shit when you tell them you'd have to give up eating for a month to buy a plane ticket.
In fact, I'd feel inclined to punch a guy in the testicles if he told me his vest cost $2,290. There are plenty of websites that sell quality vests at a cheap price. JackThreads, for example. [Ed. note: JackThreads is owned by our boss. Thanks, boss!] Just had to get that off my chest. No pun intended. Well...yeah, some pun intended.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and his entire outfit cost $30.