The Elevator Pitcher
He's a singer-songwriter or makes artisanal mustache wax, or, worst case scenario, is the non-technical founder of a start-up. He views every fare as a potential fan, or a face of in need of waxing, or, worst case scenario, an investor.
He asks how your night is going, but quickly interrupts to describe his fulfilling social life filled with killer happy hours and co-ed softball teams and close friends who he calls "the crew." Turns out he is just pulling a short shift before heading out to meet up with "the crew," members of which probably aren't aware of that nickname.
The Creepy Pickup Artist
No amount of tiny water bottles could quench this driver's thirst.