Desert Hot Springs, California
The climate is practically perfect year-round, and myriad activities -- horseback riding, art galleries, hiking -- are just a quick drive away (use your best judgement for when and where to make clothing optional). Back on site, the lavish pools are open 24 hours a day and evenings are often marked by sex-charged DJ dancing. When you’re ready to back to wherever it is you came from, have the concierge order you a casual limo or a private jet.
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