Lord of donkey balls!
Translated from Japanese: Kisama tama
As Kenny Rogers once wisely sang: “If you’re gonna play the game, boy, you’ve got to learn to play it right.” In other words, if you’re going to do something, you may as well do it to the best of your abilities. The “lord of donkey balls” doesn’t sound like the most prestigious of titles, but at least you’re the lord.
One who parks in the shade!
Translated from German: Schattenparker
What sort of loser has to hide from the sun? What’s the matter, scared that your seatbelt buckle will get too hot in the sun? Schattenparker.
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Tyler Lemco is a writer from Montreal, Canada. You can call him awful names on Twitter @tlemco.