"If you’re going to ignore your children, it should be because you’re shoving your face with their tater tots."
JP Danko/Stocksy
Helen Rushbrook/Stocksy
"There is something to be said about being exposed to songs beyond your control."
Melanie DeFazio/Stocksy
Beatrix Boros/Stocksy
"It’s one of the rare times your kid has a right to be embarrassed by her parents."