13. An Ugly Christmas Sweater
Chances are, you’ve already been to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party, so a) too late, b) you only need one, c) you’ll have store this thing for another 361 days.
It may have become a running movie/tv trope, but gross fruitcake is still disappointing people everywhere.
If you’re going to turn your apartment into a fire hazard, do it on your own terms; don’t get stuck with candle store rejects like “Manly Leather” (there’s a reason it didn’t sell out).