10. Stuffed animals
Your parents’ attic is stuffed with the ones you used to love, so these guys have no chance.
11. That one thing you mentioned liking one time, many years ago
You get seventeen little wood elephants every year because of that one taste lapse in front of a store window. People change.
12. Anything they’re into that you’re not into
How did they know you were into anime? Oh, we get it, they realized that they were into anime, and so you must be into anime too. They know you (“myew”?) so well.