7. Make office supply sculptures.
Everyone took your creativity for granted in high school and college (looking at you, Coach Battenberg), telling you that it “isn’t practical,” and that “you’ll never amount to anything” with your talents. Well what do they know? They should see your super-impressive miniature paper-clip-and-Post-It-notes replica of the Taj Mahal. Is it seriously only 11:04-?
8. Steal one snack at a time from from Jason in Accounting’s stash
It’s not lunchtime yet, but you’re peckish, and we all know Jason’s been hoarding the best snacks from the office supply. And, since he’s one of the (many) people who took off for Summer Friday, the best (and really, the only) way to exact petty revenge is to steal them back. But, if one of his coworkers is just as unlucky as you are to still be sitting in the office, he might take notice, so be sure to steal that precious sustenance one piece at a time, saying, “Oh, he just texted me and said I could swipe one” while ignoring that judgmental look. Here’s hoping he’ll have already forgotten about the previous 4 times.