We asked a professional clown how to get away with pelting New Yorkers with water balloons
Because this isn't just any bar crawl, we brought special guests into the neighborhood and into nearly every location. From ice skaters in mini ice skating rinks, skateboarders shredding half pipes inside of a bar, to terrifying water-weaponized circus people -- we ensured this Best Day was one to remember. But after watching this clown on the corner pelt cars, passersby, and members of the FDNY (without being extraordinarily extradited!) with ice-water filled balloons, we just had to ask -- how the heck did he so confidently continue chucking balloons at randos?
"You just do it; the clown makeup explains it all, especially when I hit that Harley, and when I got the Fire Department. You think I wouldn't get the crap beat out of me otherwise?"
Let that be a lesson: when it comes to water balloons in public, any hesitation will sink you. Also, dress like a child's nightmare.