Your small, rat-like dog belongs neither in a movie theater nor in a small purse that you carry around everywhere.
The apartment kenneler
He has somehow managed to fit four dogs of varying size in his studio apartment, and leaves them while he works his 12-hour day, commutes an hour, and hits happy hour. The sounds emerging from his abode are the stuff of nightmares.
The garden waterer
His dog will urinate only on the freshest of produce, the brightest of flowers, and the greenest of grass. He is frequently found strolling community gardens, and seldom looks down at his dog in order to maintain deniability when sighted.
We get that you don’t want to yell at your dog, but between the thing tearing up your friend’s couch, humping the neighbor’s cat, peeing on everything it sees, and barking until its throat bleeds, maybe it’s time for a little obedience school?