The Zeus-level virility of Mick Jagger
At 73-years-old, this living legend is adding to his legacy by helping spawn an entire human being that shares some of his rockstar DNA. That brings up the Jagger kid-count to a whopping eight humans (that he knows of, probably). Food for thought -- should he go for 11 and make a football team? Reenact the Sound of Music, with at least one kid benched as an understudy? Actually -- his currently-born children’s ages range from 17 to 45, and frankly, this makes them ripe for a reality show. The person who comes up with the best name for this potential ratings godsend/nightmare gets a drink from the loser.
What should we watch now that Game of Thrones is over?
Yeah, there’s only so many times you can rewatch the show, reread the books, and light candles outside of George R.R. Martin’s mansion in the hopes of calling on the spirit of the written word to possess him to hurry the heck up. Game of Thrones is like the ex who can’t commit; until you’re both ready to take it to the next level, you might as well move on and have a little fun with another prime-time drama. But which? Outlander sure has the gratuitous butts covered (or not, rather), Vikings checks off the old-timey speak and interesting facial hair, and Ballers makes keeping your HBO NOW subscription active until season 7 rolls around worth it. What do you think?