In the beginning, there was the weekend, and it was good. But since then, days of the week have been playing musical chairs; Thursday was proclaimed "the new Friday," other days have tried to become the new Thursday -- Monday, Tuesday (never Wednesday, though. Ew.) -- and we’ve seen the ascent of Sunday Funday. Well, it’s time to remind everybody why Thursday’s still the best day to go out, despite what Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday have to say (don’t even try, Wednesday).