Go fishing in City Park
How to get away with it even though we're begging you not to do it: Fishing together can be a great, relaxing good time. But despite being one of the largest municipal parks in the nation, and also despite the fact that there are some really beautiful ponds, swamps, and lagoons there, you can’t legally fish them. Which is weird, because there’s actually a statue in Audubon Park (fishing also illegal there) of a man and a young boy fishing. How counterintuitive is that? If you want to attempt this one, we suggest feigning ignorance if approached by park security, and also not being totally sober at the time.
Laws you’ll be breaking: Fishing in a public park.
Fake a wrestling match
How to pull it off even though we’re saddened by your life choices up to this point: Obviously there's no better way to get playfully intimate with someone than fake wrestling. But unfortunately, wrestling is REAL in Louisiana. By law. So gird your loins, folks, and make sure your game is believable.
Laws you’ll be breaking: Falsifying a wrestling match. Also, you’ll be breaking the hearts of many law-abiding local wrestling enthusiasts.