Score an invitation to a super-top-secret pinball club
Is pinball like a religion to you? Have you ever won a bonus ball on the ancient Dr. Dude machine at the Metairie Pizza Hut, looked around, and thought, "I wish this were a little more exclusive?" Then PinChurch wants you. Hosted by the Mystic Krewe in a restored church, this members-only club hosts the largest collection of antique pinball machines in the south. Currently, membership is by invitation only, but there’s a contact link listed on their website if you ain’t too proud to beg.
... or join a members-only sex dungeon
Speaking of begging, Colette is one of the New Orleans swingers scene’s not-so-secret secrets. It’s not exactly a dungeon, though: this erotically lit, 6,000sqft space features a dance floor, two lounges, and a movie theater, as well as group and private rooms... making it more like Charlie Sheen’s house than Dr. Frank-N-Furter's basement. And also like Charlie Sheen’s house, Colette offers "Pantiless Fridays." If you’re into it, members must pay a monthly or yearly fee, plus a door cover.