Talk about sex, baby
The Museum of Sex -- or MoSex, as it's affectionately called -- is a strange mix of erotic and clinical. Exhibits range from sex in the animal kingdom to nearly 20,000 artifacts (vintage condoms, erotic sculptures) and will, at the very least, strike up some interesting conversation.
Hang out with other people's pups
Mission Dolores is a former tire shop-turned-dog-friendly spot with plenty of outdoor seating, classic board games, and excellent craft beers. If you're itching to meet each other's friends, it's the perfect place to convene with all of your friends (and their pets).
Experience a Russian supper club
Part authentic Russian dinner, part raging nightclub, Tatiana in Brighton Beach is a dying breed -- think bottles of Russian vodka, endless food, burlesque, magic acts, and belly dancing.