1. Go on a bowling date at The Gutter
Drink a few beers, get overly excited when you get a strike, then make out in McCarren Park.
2. Take a walk on the Brooklyn Heights Promenade
Free romance with a view!
3. Go home with someone who sports a generic hipster tattoo
Any of the following will suffice: a flock of birds, an arrow, a feather, an owl, or a geometric shape (extra points if that shape is the plain outline of a triangle).
4. Be socially acceptable yet tipsy in the afternoon at j’eatjet
Unlimited mimosas are $10, which is reason enough to bring a date (especially of the last-night-went-better-than-expected variety), but the nice people at j’eatjet will also sell you a waffleburger. Yes, waffle + burger = waffleburger.