Correction: Houston is not pronounced like the Texas City. It’s pronounced how-sten.
Correction: Not everyone’s friends live in Brooklyn.
Correction: At least one person has seen Hamilton.
Correction: Some people don’t have a dog, but I think the math is still accurate because some people have two dogs.
Correction: The math is not accurate. There are apparently something like 8.4 million people who live in New York City, not 5 million, and only 600,000 dogs.
Correction: Carl isn’t real.
Correction: It turns out several people are named Carl.
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