Interestingly, New York is not the City of Lights, but there are a lot of lights.
There are no superheroes.
There are celebrities everywhere. I saw Trump on a building. I think Zach Woods ate brunch near me once. He was tall and seemed kind.
Aziz Ansari wrote a show that takes place in New York.
All your friends have more important things to do than hang out with you.
Everyone in New York is nice.
If you think New Yorkers are mean, maybe you should do a deep dive pizza into your own life. Are 20 million people wrong, or are you?
Maybe you should wait for people to get off the train before you board, Carl.
Why did you just stop at the top of the escalator? What are you doing, Carl?
Look where you’re going CARL
Correction: I’ve been informed by a person that it isn’t possible to know everything about New York City given my timeframe here of one month.
Correction: Apparently there is not a single neighborhood in New York named after a Rob Reiner movie. Neighborhoods are mostly named based off real estate endeavors to inflate interest in an area by giving it a kitschy name.