Drink a bottle of wine on Brooklyn’s industrial waterfront
How to pull it off: Dark clothes, good climbing shoes, whispering, and maybe bolt cutters, depending on how serious you want to get. Wait until it’s nice and dark, then find a way into any of the piers and rocky spots along the East River off Kent St north of West 10th, or anything east of West St. In order to not get nabbed for drinking, conceal the wine. Here’s our twisted “Hints from Heloise” for the day: a standard 750mL bottle of cab pours neatly into a 24oz POM Wonderful bottle, with just an ounce and a half left for swigging.
Laws you’d be breaking: Trespassing, for sure, but maybe also breaking and entering, flexing with open-container laws, and potentially being intoxicated in public (depending on how much of a lightweight you are)