5. We resolve to stop staying out ‘til four in the morning just because the bars are open that late.
6. We resolve to stop going to expensive bars that have great happy hours when it’s not happy hour.
7. We resolve to actually go to the gym that we pay a ridiculously expensive monthly fee for.
8. Or, we resolve to cancel that gym membership and do hip-hop yoga.
9. We resolve to finally go out to Flushing for Chinese food.
10. We resolve to stop perpetuating pizza rat/selfie rat mania, and let NYC rats just be good old NYC rats.
11. On that note... we resolve to finally take care of our apartment’s mouse problem.
12. We resolve to pregame before going out to save at least a little bit of money.
13. We resolve to stop taking out cash from bodega ATMs/paying an exorbitant fee when our bank has a branch literally around the corner.