With the holidays coming up, it's important to take some time to really think about the people who mean the most to you, and what would make them the happiest. And then forget all of that, and give every single one of them this New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, displaying 12 months of sexy, shirtless (sometimes fully nude!) cab drivers.
To give you a preview of the 2016 calendar -- which you can order here (a portion of the proceeds goes to charity) -- here are all the titillating images, in order from hot to hottest (they're ordered by month).
This Chinese Festival Is Like 'Frozen' Come to Life
Cliff and his "SXY-DRVR" license plate prove that January will be a hot, hot month.
St. Jean won't leave you lonely on Valentine's Day. You'll get chocolates, a foot massage, AND every episode of The OC on DVD (he knows they're all streaming, but you're just that important).
Look, Emmanuel already has a lot of girls after him (WHO IS ERIN, EMMANUEL?! AND IS THAT HER GROSS VICTORIA'S SECRET BRA????), so March is going to be a trying time. But a very wonderful calendar page.
April showers bring May flowers and Golam, who definitely knows how you like your eggs in the morning (nonexistent, because you're a vegan).