The New York Native
Neighborhood: Upper West Side
He’s one of those rare New Yorkers that is actually FROM the city. Like, his birth certificate says Mount Sinai St. Luke’s and his high-school diploma says Dalton. For him life is just not worth living without the Yankees, Central Park, a front stoop, and 4am last calls.
Your first date: Being born-and-raised in NYC, he’s going to want to impress you with something super cool and New York-y, like taking you to The Campbell Apartment followed by the whispering arch at Grand Central Station. (You knew about both of these things already but will act surprised anyway.)
The inevitable breakup: After 10 years in NYC, you’re ready to try out a different city. Jake, however, thinks moving to Boerum Hill is far enough.