“The neighborhood is just not the same anymore.”
Translation: I moved here three weeks ago and I’m probably the exact kind of person responsible for the sentiment I am trying to express.
"That's not real Brooklyn"
Translation: I'm not old enough to know what "real Brooklyn" means.
“The rent is too damn high.”
Translation: I have no idea that Jimmy McMillan endorsed Donald Trump.
“Let’s get drinks soon”
Translation: I look forward to sending an email a month from now saying “Let’s get drinks soon” to you, as well as receiving a reply from you that says “Yeah, let’s!” And never getting drinks.
“This apartment is no-fee!”
Translation: There most definitely is a fee, and also this apartment doesn't exist and I’m going to show you something else that has none of the things I advertised.