11. The dedicated book filler
Typically an old timer who's filling out the scorebook, counting balls and strikes at every single at bat.
12. The overdressed socialite
They came to the Phillies game to BE SEEN, which involves wearing uncomfortably tall shoes and spending more time primping than the actual game takes, which is saying something because baseball games can feel endless. They may also be wearing a form of “sexy” Phillies merch.
13. The young parents whose kid only cares about the Phillie Phanatic
Maybe mom or dad had hopes that their child was sentient enough to pick up on what was going on in the actual game, or maybe they thought it would help inspire their kid to sign up for little league earlier... but really, their kid only cares about figuring out what green animal the Phillie Phanatic is supposed to be.