With a trendy new brewery slated to open up, Sharpsburg is borderline up-and-coming. But don't worry, it's also full of old ladies and lots of people you didn't know you were related to.
Upper St. Clair
Slightly less rich than Sewickley, but still, like, damn rich.
Full of cheap motels and family restaurants for when you've finally given up.
Responsible for the Chevrolet commercial jingle that has inundated the mind of every Pittsburgher for over 20 years.