31. You drown your scrambled eggs with ANY kind of ketchup
I hope you choke on your terrible choices.
32. You slow down in tunnels
33. … or switch lanes in tunnels
34. ... or fail to use your turn signal on three-lane bridges
35. ... or disregard the "Pittsburgh Left"
Everyone hates you, including your family.
36. Basically, just driving a car in Pittsburgh makes you a douchebag
… which is a lot of us.
37. You write judgy articles about mostly inconsequential things people do that annoy you
Oh, wait... oops.
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Julianna is a writer and editor by day and a judgmental douchebag by night, but she would never dream of using a parking chair... mostly because she doesn't have a car. Follow her self-righteous journey: @JuliannaLocal.