Or the Chinese Garden, or the Rhododendron Garden.
He's still out there, keeping Portland weird. Tell him how much you appreciate him.
53. Bring your dog to a bar
Everyone loves dogs at bars. Don't have a dog yet? Well then...
54. Get a dog
And remember, adopt, don't buy!
55. Go to a protest
Nothing is more Portland than a little civil disobedience. It's why Bush Sr. called us "Little Beirut."
56. Bounce on the floor at Crystal Ballroom
Whether it's a live show or '80s-video dance night, the Crystal Ballroom is an essential Portland venue.
See if you can really tell the difference between 500+ different wineries' pinot noir.
58. Add something creative to the city
Artisan peanut butter? Everclear cover band? Competitive mime league? Whatever it is, just make sure it's yours.
59. Complain about transplants
Ignore the fact that you and your friends all moved here from the Midwest just last year.