Try not to pee at Fright Town
Portland’s bona fide scariest haunted house (Oct. 3rd-31st) returns to the basement of the Memorial Coliseum, with three haunted mazes full of genuine, pants-shittingly scary stuff like killer clowns, ghosts, and mysterious puddles that totally weren’t you. Tickets here.
Get peachy at Peche Fest
More than 25 peach beers and ciders from throughout the country take over Saraveza on Oct. 10th for Peche Fest. There’s also peach food, and ample opportunities to make jokes about Mario’s girlfriend. Details here.
Hit the Fruit Loop
The area surrounding Hood River us loaded with orchards, pumpkin patches, and other excuses for a fall drive.