11. We resolve to wear winter clothing only when the temperature requires it
A beanie and scarf are only necessary in sub 55 degree weather, and that never happens San Antonio.
12. We resolve to eat less breakfast tacos
Just kidding. Maybe if we stopped eating breakfast tacos we could live longer, but would it be worth it? Our doctors will just have to continue losing sleep over the cholesterol levels in this city.
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Stephen Ross writes for Thrillist San Antonio and can be found in a reclined zero gravity camping chair near you. Follow him on Twitter @estebanjross and Instagram @stephenjross.