7. We resolve to actually use our season pass at Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Maybe your Auntie gave it to you as a well intentioned, yet uninformed birthday gift? Here's a novel idea: use it. It's next to La Cantera, right?
8. We resolve to control our road rage on 410 and abide by posted traffic signs
Ultimate test of self control: refrain from the use of expletives and horn honking the next time someone recklessly cuts you off in their decrepit vehicle on 410.
9. We resolve to change Robert E. Lee High School's name to Popovich High
Pop may not like it, but I would go back to the living hell that was high school just to say I went to Popovich.
10. We resolve to buy a hard water softener
Stop drinking rocks, San Antonio.