"Let's check out a beer garden."
Translation: I have kids, and am willing to sweat through all of my garments and suffer through the summer heat so that I can let them run free while I drink a few beers with a like-minded companion. The Friendly Spot is preferable.
"I'm going to Austin this weekend."
Translation: I would like to argue with you about Austin's superiority to San Antonio. I also do not want to hang out with you.
"Let's get nachos at Chacho's."
Translation: I'm dangerously excited to party. I feel like dancing/picking fights/eating mediocre beans for sustenance.
"San Antonio is boring."
Translation: I'm from Austin, or Dallas, or Houston.