San Antonio natives, thou shall never wear any other team’s jersey in thy stadium
“If you’re from San Antonio and you’re in the AT&T Center with a Lakers jersey on and I ask if you’re from LA and you say ‘no,’ and I ask why you’re wearing that jersey and you say, ‘I like Kobe Bryant,’ then you’re in trouble with me,” says Spurs Jesus.
Don’t let Spurs Jesus catch you in His house with a damn Lakers jersey draped over your wretched shoulders.
Thou shall participate in Commerce St honking
Any follower of Spurs Jesus must participate in the Commerce St festivities which follow a big team win. To honk your horn on Commerce is to proudly scream your affection for Him.
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Stephen is a follower and potential disciple of Spurs Jesus. Follow him on Twitter: @estebanjross.