Dating in San Diego is hard enough without worrying about breaking a law, so we’ve rounded up 10 illegal date ideas to make sure you don’t ever wind up making mistakes that we’re sure you would totally and completely regret. Like taking a bottle of wine on the beach, something we’d never, ever recommend for a romantic date. Again, Thrillist does not endorse these 10 fun-sounding illegal date ideas.
Partake in some herbal delights at SeaWorld
How to pull it off even though this is not something we condone: With all that’s available in 2015, like sprays, special lollipops, and e-cigs, it should be simple enough. SeaWorld’s got enough on its hands with PETA to notice a couple of stoned ponies roaming the park.
Laws you’d be breaking: Illegally maximizing your interest in penguins, sharks, and Shamu-shaped ice cream bars.