She's not a player. She just crushes (still-living animals) a lot.
During mating season, sometimes two to 12 male anacondas will try to mate with one female anaconda at the same time, resulting in a "breeding ball," and it's the stuff of nightmares.
They can stand on one leg for eternity, and we can only do it for like three minutes, so props.
They're not spitting on you. Oh, no, no, no. They're throwing up on you…
These South American llamas don't need to drink any water, which is a pretty handy superpower.
These relatives of the giraffe do need to drink water, and they have to splay their legs to reach the ground to get it, which seems wrong, evolutionarily speaking.