The Perpetually Unemployed Guy
He was employed when he moved in, but little did you know he changes jobs like most people change socks. He’s done everything from construction to dishwashing, and always has some unbelievable story about why he got fired this time, none of which are in any way his fault. Between jobs he spends his time glued to the couch watching daytime TV, bumming your cigarettes, and stealing your leftovers. When it comes to paying rent, your friends have started taking bets on what excuse he’ll come up with this month. Meanwhile you’re covering the bills and struggling to keep the lights on, but don’t worry, he says he’ll definitely pay you back when he finds another job and oh by the way, he needs a ride to his interview. When you eventually have to kick him out he’ll almost seem surprised you let him stay as long as he did.
The Industry Guy
Since he keeps vampire hours you’ll probably never see him unless you bump into each other at Turf Club late night or he stumbles into your room by mistake after having more than a few shift drinks. When he’s not mixing up cocktails you can find him on a party bus or taking shots of fernet and talking about bitters at one of the countless industry events around town. Due to Weird Off competitions and many themed nights at the bar, he has accumulated more wigs and spandex than a pride parade, so at least his closet will come in handy when you need a last-minute Halloween costume.