Do you speak San Diegan? What, you were unaware that this city has its own language? It does! Here’s a quick primer to common phrases you’ll hear in San Diego, and what they actually mean.
“Why would anyone eat at Taco Bell when there's so much real Mexican food here?”
Translation: I’m habitually condescending. Also, I eat at Chipotle at least once a week.
“Have you been to Omnia yet?”
Translation: I have been to Omnia several times, because it is where the hot people go. As you can see, I am a hot person. Who goes to Omnia. Have you been? You probably haven’t.
“It's so expensive here!”
Translation: I've never been to or heard about San Francisco.
“People are so fake here.”
Translation: I hate it that so many people are better looking than me.