15. Get super sweaty at Beauty Bar
Ditto Delirium, Double Dutch, Edinburgh Castle, and Comet Club.
16. Hookup in a bar bathroom
Just not any of the ones listed above. Even 20-somethings have their ick limits.
17. Pull an all-nighter with your startup
Kind of even like it.
18. Caption your Instagrams non-ironically “Work Hard. Play Hard.”
And then, seriously, STOP saying that.
19. Start a blog
Will also accept earnest, themed Instagram/Twitter accounts.
20. Dance to the ‘90s cover band at Maggie McGarry’s